Deep in the heart of Texas is a lil' old shack where all the desperados and ace highs, come for a hog killin' time! A place where you can bend an elbow and bag you boss whores with knockers the size of canons! When a real curly wolf by the name of Bad Ass Bill gets off his bender and catches a four flusher at his card table, he wants his loot back and all the cooch too! Luckily, the Long Banger, Johnny Sins ain't about to shin out...he came for some top cooch and if it means someone is headed to the bone orchard...so be it!